I’m about to have a grand fucking time
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
Spain reminds you to laugh! Smile at the small things! Whether it’s a simple knock-knock joke or a video of a kitten, go ahead and grin. Absorb all the happiness you can, because the world could use more smiles.
she’s getting stronger
Can you not?
AHG, I fucked this up!
omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Oh i get it now.
MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE
Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this
my favorite thing about aph hungary is she’s a tough boss ass bitch who takes no shit but she is also at the same time a total sweetie and goofball and that is what we should all aspire to
This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.
my anaconda dont
Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??
probably thought it was just cramps
Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1
Oh god this has to be the best one yet
Alcohol vs marijuana
straight boys dress like randomised sims
ah yes your average straight boy